By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT