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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.

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  You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.

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  what type of emt are you

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You're such a Yankee.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.

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