her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"