At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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