i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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