in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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