I must be too annoying 4 u.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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