i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She bit a glass in half.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?