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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock

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• (516): View more from New York

  Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood

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• (916): View more from California

  Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable

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• (283): View more from Ohio

  $645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love

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• (714): View more from California

  Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.

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• (607): View more from New York

  IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!

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