Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.