dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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