WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
