im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down