Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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