I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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