Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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