then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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