Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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