somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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