And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So squirting runs in the family.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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