this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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