Do you still have your period?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Randomize