I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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