Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I supernannyed him into submission
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I think I just sharted jello shots
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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