Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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