So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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