My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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