i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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