dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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