I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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