Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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