you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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