Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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