i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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