i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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