Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
are you so shy because you have an std?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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