I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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