I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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