Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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