how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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