I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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