and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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