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Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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