I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I could have mohawked her pubes.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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