Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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