from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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