Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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