all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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