i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
PANTIES FOUND
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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