If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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