My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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