How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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