Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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