let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
