eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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The best revenge is premature balding
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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