Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
