I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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