are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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