I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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