You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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